- Iggy Azalea as a painter: First things first I'm a realist
ladies laaaaadies, theres plenty of me to go around *detaches arm* thats for you Brenda
ohh nice drawing son… ill put it right here in the shredder where it’ll be nice and safe
some of you are so shallow basing who you want to date purely off looks, you have to consider other qualities about the person too like do they have lots of money, do they drive a nice car etc
i’m glad the shit that lives in the ocean lacks the ability to leave the ocean because most of it is scary as fuck
"Are you kidding me?"
“No, im adulting you”